Velominati Super Prestige: Vuelta a España 2017

Holy fuckballs. I’ve never been this late ever on a VSP. I mean, I’ve missed them entirely – which is another kind of incompetence entirely – but I’m shocked at how quickly this week blew by me. I think I have whiplash.

Be that as it may, the Vuelta is on our doorstep, and before you panic, I’ll leave the picks open until Monday so we have enough time to screw up our picks despite knowing who crashes out in the first few days.

This is actually exciting stuff. We have some serious grudge-matching going on here for the Vuelta. Chris Froome is double-talking, Bardet is trash-talking, and Contador is exit-talking. This could be interesting.

On the subject of Bardet, he is my new Schleck. I love how he looks on the bike, and he’s got a fighting spirit. And he rides a white bike, which is the color bike I’m obsessed with. And I’m equally sure he will never win a major bike race, on account that I fancy him. (Roman, if you are reading this, I ask your forgiveness.)

Alright, I’ll stop faffing about. Check the start list, get your picks in, and let’s get this party started.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Teocalli

    @Cary

    @Teocalli

    @RobSandy

    Any chance you might get a pass for the Surrey Soup Cogal on the 16th?

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    i wanna do a cogal in England. i’ve been all over the world, but the closest i’ve been to Europe is Rota, Spain. i’ll leave the coffee at home, even.

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    You’d always be welcome to come and stay here.




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    though this forum seems to be on an, at least temporary, hiatus, it would be just great if the remaining contributors could make the best of what's left.  i really appreciate this.

  • @RobSandy

    @Cary

    @Cary

    @Teocalli

    You do like lots of short, very steep climbs don’t you?

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    yeah. actually, that’s exactly my game!

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    This is what it’s like round here.

    https://www.strava.com/activities/707430920




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    that looks outstanding, i wish i had terrain like this locally, but it's pan-flat, and windy here.  i have to go out of town for even moderate hills, though the hilly rides just outside my metro area are SUPER nice.  heaven on earth, really.  nice ride, by the way.

  • @Cary

    @RobSandy

    @Cary

    @Cary

    @Teocalli

    You do like lots of short, very steep climbs don’t you?

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    yeah. actually, that’s exactly my game!

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    This is what it’s like round here.

    https://www.strava.com/activities/707430920

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    that looks outstanding, i wish i had terrain like this locally, but it’s pan-flat, and windy here. i have to go out of town for even moderate hills, though the hilly rides just outside my metro area are SUPER nice. heaven on earth, really. nice ride, by the way.

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    It was brutal. Some of the gradients are silly - 30% ish. Funny thing is, you could do a similar ride up the valley floors and miss out nearly all the hills. It's a great place to live for a road cyclist round here. And the mountain biking is good too. There's a reason we churn out loads and loads of pros.

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    though this forum seems to be on an, at least temporary, hiatus, it would be just great if the remaining contributors could make the best of what’s left. i really appreciate this.

    We're still here, chatting about bikes and rides and riders.

  • @RobSandy

    @Cary

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    though this forum seems to be on an, at least temporary, hiatus, it would be just great if the remaining contributors could make the best of what’s left. i really appreciate this.

    We’re still here, chatting about bikes and rides and riders.

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    for sure, cycling is LIFE!  as a fan, and a rider, i'm not going anywhere.

  • Alessandro De Marchi (BMC), Alexis Gougeard (AG2R-La Mondiale), Thomas De Gendt (Lotto Soudal) and Arnaud Courteille (FDJ) have maintained an average speed of 42.8km/h in the first two hours of racing. 

    That's my average speed for my 10 mile PB. And look at the parcours they have done that on?

    Animals.

  • @RobSandy

    Alessandro De Marchi (BMC), Alexis Gougeard (AG2R-La Mondiale), Thomas De Gendt (Lotto Soudal) and Arnaud Courteille (FDJ) have maintained an average speed of 42.8km/h in the first two hours of racing.

    That’s my average speed for my 10 mile PB. And look at the parcours they have done that on?

    Animals.

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    That's why they get paid to ride, and we don't!

  • @Teocalli

    i just took my new Masi out for a 30k hellfest.  while i was suffering like a stray dog in a gutter, i kept looking at my chrome luggs, and was duly fortified by the visage.  the communication from the road, provided by Reynolds steel, an appreciated bonus.  road cycling is so much more than heart rate and wattage.  a GREAT day in my life, among many, provided by a finely crafted and properly equipped machine.

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