Velominati Super Prestige: VVomens World Championship Road Race 2015
What can be said about the worlds that hasn’t been said here already? We’re all abuzz over here in America, laying in wait for the biggest event we’ll ever host on our crap, frost-heaved and pot-holed roads. The route itself appears to be very well laid out but apparently the road surface is so bad that it is causing bad crashes. Yay America! In France, I’ve seen them re-pave entire mountain passes when the Tour comes through. That’s how you do it, folks.
When it comes to organizing world-class events, we apparently have a bit to learn as we’re also still tugging at the threads of a national Grand Tour. Is that a joke? If we had 21 stages here, there would be 21 transfers, which makes me glad Bernard Hinault isn’t racing anymore because he would be beating the crap out of a lot of people for that one. Maybe he still will.
Most disgracefully, we’ve also proved that we suck at designing kit, as Gianni already covered for us. Come on, what are we, the B-Squad?
Nevertheless, I’m excited about the prospect of watching the race during daylight hours, and can’t wait to be disappointed by US Live coverage, which I assume will be non-existent. But don’t let that stop you putting in your picks for the ladies Road Race on Saturday; Vos has written the season off, so the race will be fairly open. My money is my girl Lizzie Armistead, which sadly jinxes her from having a chance. Sorry Lizzie. On the off chance that I am wrong, however, and you do win, could you please race in black shorts next year? Thanks.
Meditate on the start list, conclude that it is a crap shoot, and get your picks in by the time the countdown timer goes to zero, and good luck!
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One Dutchwoman and one American for either half of my heritage, with other nationalities sprinkled in between. Hoping it rains? I figure a Dutchwoman knows how to ride in the rain.
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Katarzyna Niewiadoma
Anna Van Der Breggen
Evelyn Stevens
Jolien D’Hoore
Emma Johansson
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Armistead
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Don’t care about the state of the roads over there, the crapness of the USA kit, or the time difference (+12 for me at the moment). It’s the use of imperial units that’s the problem. Hopefully the UCI feed will rectify this.
Go Lizzie!
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A mere few hours of work stand between me and a short drive north to Richmond with the VMH to see the Men’s and Women’s Elite! Holy fuck, never in my life did I think I’d a) be living in the southern U.S. b) be a Velominatus c) be driving to watch the World Road Cycling Championships in Richmond, VA
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Sagan
Terpstra
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Kristoff
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Anna Van Der Breggen
Elizabeth Armistead
Jolien D’Hoore
Pauline Ferrand-Prevot
Emma Johansson
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Armistead
Johansson
Lepistö
van der Breggen
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Course is tougher than I thought, which will suit Lizzie more.
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Emma Johansson
Giorgia Bronzini
Alena Amialiusik
Megan Guarnier
Katarzyna Niewiadoma
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@Gianni
“It is funny to see the USA through a different, bike race, lens. Seeing a beat up farm in Northern France is somehow fine but a beat up farm in USA is somehow embarrassing.”
That’s because France hasn’t a need for Jeff Foxworthy. I just hope nobody slides out on tobacco juice spat on the road.
(Knowwhatimean, Vern?)
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Maybe Richmond looked at the cobbles and thought we can do better than that
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Bonne chance, dames !
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My head says Lizzie, my heart says Anne, but my need for points says JULIE in allcaps.
Today’s under-23 race showed what rain will do to the final. You knew someone would go down on the turn into Libby Hill.
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Pauline is the new Marianne.
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@xyxax
Okay. That’s it. Megan out and Emma in.
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No clue but I have to bet against Lizzie, just so she might win. You are welcome.
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@Minnesota Expat
A shockingly meager amount of pundits pundificating on this race. What am I supposed to say and do if there’s no one telling me? Idjits….
Live coverage is on now on the quite nicely made UCI Richmond 2015 app.
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/2015-uci-road-world-championships/id1033321665?mt=8
Delgatoed, damn it!
@MangoDave
next time, use your fingers to type, not your toe, so you won’t delgatoe