Velominati Super Prestige: Women’s Ronde van Vlaanderen 2016

Has anyone checked the weather report for Sunday? Seriously. Have you checked? Wind. Rain. This. Is. Going. To. Be. EPIC. And you can all thank me for that because this is the year I chose not to head over there, naturally. I’m annoyed that we didn’t do a Women’s Gent-Wevelgem; we somehow missed it even though we should know better because Belgium is way ahead of all the other countries in terms of holding both Men’s and Women’s events. But we’re not missing this one.

Queen Lizzie has been crushing it this year, but since I can’t find a start list I’m just assuming she’s on it for Sunday. The weather will be a real wild card because wet cobbles are very different to gobble up than dry cobbles, especially when it comes to cornering hard and climbing steep bergs; if they haven’t trained riding the Paterberg or Koppenberg in the wet, those could be decisive in the outcome. And while we focus on the cobbled climbs, there are significant secteurs of pavé on the flat and rolling terrain, sometimes involving tight, high speed corners; wet cobbles could play a significant factor there as well.

And I’m not an expert on wind strength, but 16 kmph of wind seems like it might be strong enough to blow some of the ladies off the road if they are on deep section rims, so that will be interesting as well.

Remember there are prizes on offer; Don Walker is giving a free custom steel frame to the winner of the VSP overall, and Café Roubaix is awarding a set of their CR Wheelworks Arenberg wheelsets to the runner-up. Third place gets a free V-Kit. Boom. So get prognosticating and get your picks in before the clock goes to zero. Good luck!

Update: Thanks to @hudson for a start list.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • VSP PICKS:

    1. Lisa Brennauer
    2. Borghini
    3. Lucinda Brand
    4. Elizabeth Armitstead
    5. Anna van der Breggen
  • VSP PICKS:

    1. Lizzie of course she's on fire
    2. van Vleuten
    3. Ferrand-Prevot
    4. Borghini
    5. van Dijk
  • Could be an epic race, will be great to see the ladies tackle the 4 types of cobbles.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Lizzie Armitstead
    2. Tiffany Cromwell
    3. Emma Johansson
    4. Pauline Ferrand-Prevot
    5. Chantal Blaak
  • VSP PICKS:

    1. BRONZINI Giorgia
    2. ARMITSTEAD Elizabeth
    3. BLAAK Chantal
    4. LONGO BORGHINI Elisa
    5. D'HOORE Jolien
  • VSP PICKS:

    1. Lizzie Armistead
    2. Chantal Blaak
    3. Emma Johansson
    4. Pauline Ferrand-Prevot
    5. Ellen Van Dijk
  • The Boss is back, but doesn't appear on any start lists as yet. If she does,

    you can bet your arse I'll be adding her in the top V somewhere.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Queen Liz
    2. Jolien D'Hoore
    3. Warp Drive
    4. Anna Van Der Breggen
    5. Paint it Blaak
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